VIAGRA JOKES  

The difference between Niagra and Viagra? Niagra Falls.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra 
may cause them to spin around and point north.
 

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription 
exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was 
with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year 
isn't too bad."
 

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates 
after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the 
balance of power in the region.
 

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light 
bulb? One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, 
see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
 

For years the medical professional has been looking 
after the ill, to make them better. Now,
with Viagra, they're raising the dead!
 

I would only take Viagra for intellectual 
purposes, so my head would swell. 
 

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was 
classified as "assault with a dead weapon." 
 

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - 
a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
 

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy 
to see me? 
 

Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby 
Boomer men?.... They come with just a "Viagra" 
more room. 
 

Newsweeks' comments on the trade name Microsoft® 
"Let's see... "Micro" and "Soft". Needs Viagra!"
 

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk 
into a hard drive.
The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off 
the hard drive.
 

For women not-in-the-mood, California bars 
now have Viagra-free zones. 
 

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. 
Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and
expect it to come right up.
 

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra 
after studying President Clinton's DNA. 

We received the report today that it is no longer 
necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve
a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up 
straight and tall.
 

Scientist have finally discovered the chemical formula for Viagra,
1% Sodium
1% Iron
1% Phosphate
97% Fix-a-Flat
 

Q. What do you get when you mix viagra with rogaine? 
A. Don King. 

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been 
using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst 
suppository I've ever used."
 

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? 
One cup and you're up all night.
 

Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra: 

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper" 
9. "One-a-day, like iron" 
8. "Get a piece of the rock" 
7. "You've come a long way, baby" 
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em" 
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman 
4. "Tastes great, more filling" 
3. "Viagra, built ram tough" 
2. "Here's the beef!" 

and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: 

1. Just do her. 
 

Some honorable mentions: 

"We work harder, so you don't have to" 
"Ten inches long... and growing." 
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be 
there tonight" 
"Viagra, home of the whopper" 
"Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"